What I Learned from What the Woman that Dated 100 Men Learned

This lady dated 100 men and learned something about life.

I learned that sluts like to kiss and tell.

New Year, Same Old Resolution

MSN is at it again. Consider the headlines on their homepage today, insisting that men have their own brands of depression and obesity. Of course, I didn't read the articles, but I can only assume that one of them says that men should be soft, while the other says we shouldn't.

Oh, and don't be deceived by "4 Things He Hates When You Stay Over" piece. Articles like this aren't reprimands -- they're strategies. In summary, "Don't touch his closet space, toiletries, and remote control . . . they are better ways to infiltrate his home!" Consider this exact quote: "Cleaning caveat: If you make the mess, by all means, tidy up (French-maid costume is entirely optional)."

Implication: Ladies, the way to a man's key hole is through yours. One good turn deserves another.

The Custody Battle: 2009

While many perceive President-Elect Barack Obama as a symbol of hope for the new year, I'm giving that honor to Dr. Richard Batista, the man that has demanded his cheating ex-wife give him the life-saving kidney he donated to her back. While doctors claim that the vengeful surgery is impossible, Batista may at least receive monetary compensation. Yet, even if the laws prohibiting anything of value in exchange for bodily organs applies, the fact that Batista outed his wife as a cheater in a world quick to reserve that judgment for men . . . you might not get the kidney, sir, but you've stolen my heart.

Read the story here: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/01/08/earlyshow/main4707809.shtml.