By now, everyone is aware of The Pregnant Man. While rational minds might perceive this transgendered woman as the epitome of feminine empowerment in America, achieving the status of masculine authority while retaining the exclusive life-giving rights of women, Emasculation Nationalists should perceive her as an enemy agent that has successfully infiltrated our ranks. After all, the headlines have dubbed her "The Pregnant Man." No matter what the byline might clarify, the world will forever recognize America as the first, and probably the only, country clever yet foolish enough to subject its men to childbirth.
That this fellow is from "Bend, Oregon" is proof of emasculation conspiracy. He, or she, is, in fact, a "Gender Bender."
Will "a man" give birth the same year America elects its first female President? You can't convince me that a conspiracy isn't afoot . . .
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