The Mid-Wife Crisis

An excerpt from MSN's latest anti-male treatise, "Mid-Wife Crisis: I'm Dreaming of Divorce."

. . . Will [isn't] the Very Bad Man that I've made him out to be. Rather, like every other male I know, he is merely a Moderately Bad Man, the kind of man who will leave his longboat-sized shoes directly in the flow of our home's traffic so that one day I'll trip over them, break my neck, and die, after which he'll walk home from the morgue, grief-stricken, take off his shoes with a heavy heart, and leave them in the center of the room until they kill the housekeeper. Everyman.

Notice the copyright at the bottom of the page: Harpo Productions, Inc. As in, Oprah. I wonder if Stedman is the the Everyman.