Monday, January 12, 2009

New Year, Same Old Resolution



MSN is at it again. Consider the headlines on their homepage today, insisting that men have their own brands of depression and obesity. Of course, I didn't read the articles, but I can only assume that one of them says that men should be soft, while the other says we shouldn't.

Oh, and don't be deceived by "4 Things He Hates When You Stay Over" piece. Articles like this aren't reprimands -- they're strategies. In summary, "Don't touch his closet space, toiletries, and remote control . . . they are better ways to infiltrate his home!" Consider this exact quote: "Cleaning caveat: If you make the mess, by all means, tidy up (French-maid costume is entirely optional)."

Implication: Ladies, the way to a man's key hole is through yours. One good turn deserves another.

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